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My work explores the relationship between postmodern discourse and life as perfomance.

With influences as diverse as Derrida and Frida Kahlo, new tensions are created from both simple and complex textures.

Ever since I was a child I have been fascinated by the theoretical limits of meaning. What starts out as vision soon becomes corroded into a dialectic of greed, leaving only a sense of chaos and the prospect of a new synthesis.

As spatial phenomena become transformed through boundaried and critical practice, the viewer is left with an impression of the limits of our era.

The Chip Shop Awards are out and they are good.

The Chip Shop Awards are out and they are good.

I bought this Pro Thumb Wrestling thingy for secret santa and it was a runaway succes with the everyone. However, they missed the best bit, the rulebook that came with it is brilliant for laughs! I can’t find it online but here’s a hand typed example…
Congratulations
You’ve just purchased America’s number one sports product* - Hog Wild’s Pro Thumb Wrestling Arena. It’s guaranteed to make you happier - both inside and outside!**
*not 100% accurate
**probably not true in most cases

I bought this Pro Thumb Wrestling thingy for secret santa and it was a runaway succes with the everyone. However, they missed the best bit, the rulebook that came with it is brilliant for laughs! I can’t find it online but here’s a hand typed example…

Congratulations

You’ve just purchased America’s number one sports product* - Hog Wild’s Pro Thumb Wrestling Arena. It’s guaranteed to make you happier - both inside and outside!**

*not 100% accurate

**probably not true in most cases

Jesus secretly hoping for a Playstation 3 on his birthday (from Newsarse)

With Christmas fast approaching, Jesus Christ has announced that rather than offering prayers and kind thoughts to your fellow man, this year he would actually quite like a Sony Playstation 3.

I would kick Jesus’s ass on PS3… FACT!

neourbanite:

sub-studio design blog: Eduardo Peña

My favourite Simpsons quote:
Marge : There’s a man here who says he can help you.Homer : Is it Batman?Marge : He’s a scientist.Homer : Batman’s a scientist.Marge : It’s not Batman!

neourbanite:

sub-studio design blog: Eduardo Peña

My favourite Simpsons quote:

Marge : There’s a man here who says he can help you.
Homer : Is it Batman?
Marge : He’s a scientist.
Homer : Batman’s a scientist.
Marge : It’s not Batman!